Love...

The title of this post is Love or rather the non-existence of it. Yes you heard me right boys and girls there is NO such thing as love. I'm like the guy who tells the kids that there's no Santa Claus. I'm here to tell you why I think there's no such thing and hopefully you will think so too so that we can stop this disease from spreading. Guys only came up with the notion of love to bang the chicks and girls came up with the notion of love to get the guy's money. And that funny queasy feeling you get at the pits of your stomach when you think you're in love, NO that's not love either. That just means you're about to puke from kissing that gross mouth of his/hers.

So what do people do when they're in love? They do a lot of things they wouldn't normally do especially for him or her under the pretext of love. That's the whole point of a relationship, not love. It's to have someone do the things you can't or won't do. Examples are like to buy 'gifts' for each other cos the person can't afford it or to wash his clothes or to cook or just simple everyday chores or errands. It's having someone do them for you. It's called a relationship of convenience, another reason why long-distance relationships never work. Because that other person isn't there to do all these stuff for you any longer. Simple fact, live with it...

So what about marriage you may ask? Well marriage just means the guy has found someone he feels like fucking for the rest of his life and girls just found someone who will give her money for the rest of her life. For guys it also means a free maid and for girls a free handyman. On a side note, the definition of success for a guy is to earn more money than his wife can spend and for a woman is to find such a guy. And why do marriages last so long? Well it's simple really. Human beings being the lazy creatures that they are, just get too lazy to change things.

Finally you may ask what about parents and their kids. Well the kids are a result of their parents folly. So what have got the parents to do but to take care of their kids if not the social welfare people will be riding up their asses. Yes kids there is actually laws to punish so called bad parents so there's no such thing as love there either. And to end it off how about siblings you may ask? Well it doesn't mean that you came out from the same hole as me I've gotta give a fuck about you. _|_



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